- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What are annoying? Ads.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Charlie Sheen

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Men

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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