- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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