- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Guess what? I like trains.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What's blue? The sky.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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