- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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