- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What is green and slow Grass.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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