- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Who wants $300? Me too.

Where's my tractor?

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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