What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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