- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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