- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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