Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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