- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

this website is a bad joke

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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