Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A car walks into a bar.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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