- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Knock knock It's open, come in

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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