- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

There once was this guy and he fell down

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Good job, son.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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