- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Racial equality.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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