Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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My two friends Larry and Paul are both race horses. They were getting ready for a big race to quolify them for the Kentucky durby. BANG! The race started! What. Close race! First it was Larry then Paul then Larry then Paul! And finally Larry came out and won it! Paul went to the winners circle and congratulated Larry. He said "hey great job Larry but next time after you come back from touring will you let me win?" Larry says "oh! Of course this couldn't get between us! We're like two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket. We're best friends"... So when he came back from touring Larry said it was great! And promised let Paul win. BANG the race started! It was Paul then Larry then Paul then Larry won again. Paul was a little mad that he he didn't win but he went to congratulate larry anyway. Larry said next time he was deffinetly going to let Paul win, because he wasn't gonna let this get between them because they are two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket, they are best friends. Then after Larry came back from touring he promised again he would let Paul win. BANG! The race started and it was Paul then Larry! Then Paul! Larry! Paul! Then larry won. Paul at this point furious went to the winners circle. He talked to Larry "Larry why didn't you let me win for the third time!? This is just your ego trying to win every time now!?" I didn't want them to fight so I chimed in "Larry, Paul! Please don't fight! Your two peas in a pod! Closer then bread in a basket! Your best friends!! You don't want to fight like this!" Larry turned to Paul and said "Hey look! A talking dog!"

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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