- Anti Joke

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What's blue? The sky.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.