Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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SHUT UP JP

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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aodhan hearty

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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