- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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