Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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How high is the sky? True or False

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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SHUT UP JP

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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