There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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