- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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