How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Anti Joke

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