A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Anti Joke

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