joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

aodhan hearty

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How high is the sky? True or False

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Please don't shoot me

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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