What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Please don't shoot me

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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