- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your girlfriend.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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