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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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