Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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