- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

SHUT UP JP

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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