What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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