- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

quantum physics?

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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