- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Fat? Jesse Z

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

I put my baby in a microwave.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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