Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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