How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Brain fart

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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