- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

I put my baby in a microwave.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Fat? Jesse Z

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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