Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

sky silverstein

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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