what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Massie is a fatass

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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