- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What is life? Paul.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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