What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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