A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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