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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated