- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

The cream, it is coming

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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