how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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What is life? Paul.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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pull my finger (farts)

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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Anti Joke

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