- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

A dog was barking at a tree

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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