- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Feminism.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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