A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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A fat guy!

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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