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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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