Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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