What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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