- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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