why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Neither have I

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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