What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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A fat guy!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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