Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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