- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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