- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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