Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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