- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

A lot eh?

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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