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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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