- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did the dog die? He was old

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

every knight i see an owl at window

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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