- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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