- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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