So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

you give like i give lomain

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

The Big Band Theory

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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