what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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