- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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