Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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You know what's funny? Rape

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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