Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Roses are red.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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