- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What's your blood type? Red.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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