- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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