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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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