- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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