- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

penis. nuff said.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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