- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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