what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Hello.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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