What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Peas

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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