Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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