Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Once, I went to Peru.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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