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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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