- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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