How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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