- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Once upon a time a was born

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Golf.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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