"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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