- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Do the roar!

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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