Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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