- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

what came first the chicken or the chips

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

irish man drinking john smiths

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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