- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Nobody cares maddie!

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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