- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

knock knock who's there? hope

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

roses are red poo is poo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

your mama's so fat... that's it

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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