- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

roses are red poo is poo

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

hiya

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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