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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why so serious ?

what came first the chicken or the chips

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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