Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What's 9 + 10 19

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why so serious ?

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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