Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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